Monday, July 7, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
Best 4th of July ever!
It's been a pretty amazing Independence Day here in the land of the free. Firstly, I worked from eleven thirty to seven thirty. Cafe Rio catered so i got a free chicken salad around two. That made the day bearable. Very humid weather we had today. We give out wrist bands to get in the pool and i came up with the idea to give out red and blue ones and they have white on them. It was so patriotic.
After work was over we had a guard party. Everyone stayed to swim. We went down the slides like fifty million times with huge trains of people. It was awesome. Me and greg and steph all tumbled again too. I can still do a roundoff back tuck! I haven't done one in like two years so i'm pretty much pumped. Then we went off the diving boards. Styx was playing across the street the whole time. The only way to listen to Styx is underwater.
Then a bunch of us went to see a movie. We saw Wall-E, this cute animated movie about robots that fall in love. It was adorable! We'll rent it when you guys return to the home of the brave. Anyway, it's nearly midnight and i work at five am. Miss you lots!
Love mitch
After work was over we had a guard party. Everyone stayed to swim. We went down the slides like fifty million times with huge trains of people. It was awesome. Me and greg and steph all tumbled again too. I can still do a roundoff back tuck! I haven't done one in like two years so i'm pretty much pumped. Then we went off the diving boards. Styx was playing across the street the whole time. The only way to listen to Styx is underwater.
Then a bunch of us went to see a movie. We saw Wall-E, this cute animated movie about robots that fall in love. It was adorable! We'll rent it when you guys return to the home of the brave. Anyway, it's nearly midnight and i work at five am. Miss you lots!
Love mitch
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
To Lauren:
Best Facebook comments:
To do: Get cervical cancer shot
You are a complete joke. And no one is laughing.
If the ship is attacked by killer whales and i don't make it back just know that our friendship is a sham and i resent all that you are and do. But seriously if i don't make it back i'll try my hardest to break through the spirit world firewall and contact you cause...
Knock knock:
Who's there:
Your friend Michelle, and i'll always be there for you.
Oh and the next time you are taking a nap is when i want my haircut. I'll come set up a time with you right now in person. Let me just walk down the hall...
What does it take to get a haircut around here? Do i have to knock on the front door during the afternoon and insist or do i just have to join the army? Cause Elvin and Nate are always at the front of the line.
I was thinking i should really learn mandarin. That way i would have some one to talk to. And i could make sure she is not a spy. And if she was i would inform CNN ASAP. Then we would be famous and we would use our fame to get on 'True Life"
Thank you all for coming. Yes the rumors are true. Leslie Miles and Lauren Rawlings have officially moved in together and are now actually quite good friends. Isaiah is in India, so there is little conflict over him these days. I'm the third roommate, Michelle, I'll be taking questions for the duration of the press conference.
What are you doing? Binocularing. For what? New friends.
Elvin just found out i cheered in high school and he made me do a flip to prove it. in the kitchen.
Hey are you a jerk or what? just wondering
Dear Michelle,
Don't worry about deadbolting the front door tonight, it's still locked from last night. You know cause you did absolutely nothing today and not one person came over to visit.
Your mom is a first come first serve basis
check your phone i think you got a text
I'm going to prove you ate all my chips if it's the last thing i live to do
Dear Michelle,
Pleae walk in on your parents last night and then go outside and throw up on the lawn.
Hey lauren your status update is more like a nerd update.
Who did you watch the office with? Sure i could yell this through the wall byt virtual interaction is good for my social skills
I like your new picture
Brentwood 30 unity my ass
Francesco Stazullio gave me a B-. Thanks alot Italy
I'm hungry. Let's go to the bakery...
Make sure you wear your bullet proof vest on the airplane cause I hear that sometimes terrorists hijack them. Watch out for fanny packs
Oh and don't worry, i'm not sitting in my undies at 11 at night. This isn't a typical day for me or anything.
yeah but i'll kind of miss our through the wall texts. I guess we could still get the whole text then listen for a laugh-effect, it's just not as funny now.
I like shopping with two carts ok. I was actually going to use one to shove you in and push it down a hill
It would be nice if you didn't make a fool of yourself when i'm with you at wal mart
To do: Get cervical cancer shot
You are a complete joke. And no one is laughing.
If the ship is attacked by killer whales and i don't make it back just know that our friendship is a sham and i resent all that you are and do. But seriously if i don't make it back i'll try my hardest to break through the spirit world firewall and contact you cause...
Knock knock:
Who's there:
Your friend Michelle, and i'll always be there for you.
Oh and the next time you are taking a nap is when i want my haircut. I'll come set up a time with you right now in person. Let me just walk down the hall...
What does it take to get a haircut around here? Do i have to knock on the front door during the afternoon and insist or do i just have to join the army? Cause Elvin and Nate are always at the front of the line.
I was thinking i should really learn mandarin. That way i would have some one to talk to. And i could make sure she is not a spy. And if she was i would inform CNN ASAP. Then we would be famous and we would use our fame to get on 'True Life"
Thank you all for coming. Yes the rumors are true. Leslie Miles and Lauren Rawlings have officially moved in together and are now actually quite good friends. Isaiah is in India, so there is little conflict over him these days. I'm the third roommate, Michelle, I'll be taking questions for the duration of the press conference.
What are you doing? Binocularing. For what? New friends.
Elvin just found out i cheered in high school and he made me do a flip to prove it. in the kitchen.
Hey are you a jerk or what? just wondering
Dear Michelle,
Don't worry about deadbolting the front door tonight, it's still locked from last night. You know cause you did absolutely nothing today and not one person came over to visit.
Your mom is a first come first serve basis
check your phone i think you got a text
I'm going to prove you ate all my chips if it's the last thing i live to do
Dear Michelle,
Pleae walk in on your parents last night and then go outside and throw up on the lawn.
Hey lauren your status update is more like a nerd update.
Who did you watch the office with? Sure i could yell this through the wall byt virtual interaction is good for my social skills
I like your new picture
Brentwood 30 unity my ass
Francesco Stazullio gave me a B-. Thanks alot Italy
I'm hungry. Let's go to the bakery...
Make sure you wear your bullet proof vest on the airplane cause I hear that sometimes terrorists hijack them. Watch out for fanny packs
Oh and don't worry, i'm not sitting in my undies at 11 at night. This isn't a typical day for me or anything.
yeah but i'll kind of miss our through the wall texts. I guess we could still get the whole text then listen for a laugh-effect, it's just not as funny now.
I like shopping with two carts ok. I was actually going to use one to shove you in and push it down a hill
It would be nice if you didn't make a fool of yourself when i'm with you at wal mart
Monday, June 30, 2008
Now for my best facebook comments
First my ones to Les:
i think your status is rude and demeaning. so naturally i'm not at all surprised to see it on your page
Like i told you yesterday, you already woke me up talking. Go ahead with the smoothie. SLC would be fun but i don't think Deathcab is allowed on a voyage like that.
"The first order comes to...$2.79. The second order comes to.........$2.79. And the third order, what was it again? It comes to...(ten minutes)...$2.79."
Michelle: "If they cancel Friday Night Lights i'll kill myself."
Leslie: " Yeah then the police will call looking for motive and i'll say, well she was pretty upset FNL was canceled. Then i'll get a lawyer and we'll prosecute. I'll call up NBC and accuse them of murder."
Michelle: "YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, YOU BASTARD!"
Leslie: " Don't worry hailey, she's just quoting Dumb and Dumber."
Michelle: "Yeah i don't just say that word whenever i want."
Blog shmog- like i care what you are doing this summer. And thanks spell check for red underlining the word shmog. is it really spelled wrong? really?
Hey babies thanks for having a super complicated circulatory system that differs greatly fetal to postnatal. Why don't you just grow up already and circulate blood like an adult?
Leslie:" Wait, I can't find my keys. MAYDAY i can't find my keys. Where are my keys. i can't find them."
Smith's Employee: "Your keys are on your wrist."
Leslie: "What would i do without Smith's employees?"
"Look, I'm stephanie pratt."
"Ha ha you do look like her."
"No, this nap is not wasting time. Actually, we should be in class right now, so it's not like we would be studying anyway."
My feet bled like a pioneer who had been forced out of Missouri on a cold winter night.
You want to study with me? what happened, did Lynn die or something?
Lab Instructor: " So any questions on the heart and the attached pace maker?"
Mitch: " I have a question. I was wondering how one would go about removing a pace maker. I'm having a little trouble accomplishing this on Trauma Center. I keep losing the patient. Any tips?"
I'm sorry your car got booted. What a tragedy. Tragedy like in the Titanic. Which we will be watching after you go pay off the criminals that booted your car. Question: Do you think the Cache Valley Booting Company is in direct descendance from the Gadianton robbers?
We should go beat up Lauren right now.
Hey do you have plans tonight? Cause if not you are invited to a slumber party in my room. More like my room is the only place in B30 anyone can slumber.
Sweet profile pic. The photography is amazing... It truly captures the magic of ward ski night
Cheech, I'm sorry about the argument over the cheese. When did we become that couple? And i'm sorry i said you would die if you ate my Chex. They are just really good. The cupboard is always open.
The OC is calling... can you hear it? Season 3 is just around the corner. PS do i look like a psycho in my profile pic? Let me know so i am not humiliated on the world wide web. You know like you did when i almost wore that beanie to the cruise meeting.
So i was walking home from the gym and i had my headphones. I got to 8th and on those steps i saw a guy walking with his three kids, one is his arm and a boy and girl following behind him all dressed up in winter clothes and hats. I thought to myself, oh how cute. Wouldn't it just be great to take your kids out to go play in the snow on a wintery afternoon? Then my song ended and i heard the dad yelling at the two kids to stop playing in the snow and hurry and walk cause the baby was crying and it was cold outside. (All children were under three years old.) Then i was glad i could go home and be all alone and study physics in quiet.
Lillian walks in: "What are you guys doing?"
Michelle points to the fake cameras in the corner of the room, and Lauren explains we are pretending to be on MTV.
Leslie:"Say Hi Lillian!"
Nice tribute to snow hall with your profile picture. Honestly Leslie, when are you going to stop living in the past? Last time i checked it was 2008 and you were 20.
So were you guys at the game on Halloween? Oh, you were? Well did you see the skeletons with the signs that said 'Knock Em Dead?' Yeah that was us.
Watching scrubs alone is like a waste of entertainment. I hate it but alas i think i will go watch scrubs
So i walked out of our apartment today to go running and i heard a banging noise. To my surprise, there was a bird in the hall and it was flying into the window trying to get out. So i freaked out and accidentally swore- i'm sure the relief society pres heard me- and i ran back inside. All of the sudden i came up with a plan, one i saw in the movie enchanted. All i had to do was sing to the bird and it would surely follow me to safety. Luckily my voice is so enchanting i only had to speak to the bird. It looked at me and after some encouragement it followed me down the stairs and out the door. I waved as it flew away. I saw it land in a tree and it sang back a sweet song, thanking me for saving its life.
I tried to sit by Doug when we were watching Young Guns and he moved. It couldn't be for the fact that I only had one eye of makeup done or ratty hair. You are still wife number one.
I think killing yourself is a good idea and I can help you if you need it.
Hey we both have an album called random part two. that is random
Is that a Cuisinart? How is it working for you? Does it make good toast? yes it burns bread quite well...
OC tonight? Now that we got rid of Lauren we won't have to spend our time pretending to be her friend...]
i think your status is rude and demeaning. so naturally i'm not at all surprised to see it on your page
Like i told you yesterday, you already woke me up talking. Go ahead with the smoothie. SLC would be fun but i don't think Deathcab is allowed on a voyage like that.
"The first order comes to...$2.79. The second order comes to.........$2.79. And the third order, what was it again? It comes to...(ten minutes)...$2.79."
Michelle: "If they cancel Friday Night Lights i'll kill myself."
Leslie: " Yeah then the police will call looking for motive and i'll say, well she was pretty upset FNL was canceled. Then i'll get a lawyer and we'll prosecute. I'll call up NBC and accuse them of murder."
Michelle: "YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, YOU BASTARD!"
Leslie: " Don't worry hailey, she's just quoting Dumb and Dumber."
Michelle: "Yeah i don't just say that word whenever i want."
Blog shmog- like i care what you are doing this summer. And thanks spell check for red underlining the word shmog. is it really spelled wrong? really?
Hey babies thanks for having a super complicated circulatory system that differs greatly fetal to postnatal. Why don't you just grow up already and circulate blood like an adult?
Leslie:" Wait, I can't find my keys. MAYDAY i can't find my keys. Where are my keys. i can't find them."
Smith's Employee: "Your keys are on your wrist."
Leslie: "What would i do without Smith's employees?"
"Look, I'm stephanie pratt."
"Ha ha you do look like her."
"No, this nap is not wasting time. Actually, we should be in class right now, so it's not like we would be studying anyway."
My feet bled like a pioneer who had been forced out of Missouri on a cold winter night.
You want to study with me? what happened, did Lynn die or something?
Lab Instructor: " So any questions on the heart and the attached pace maker?"
Mitch: " I have a question. I was wondering how one would go about removing a pace maker. I'm having a little trouble accomplishing this on Trauma Center. I keep losing the patient. Any tips?"
I'm sorry your car got booted. What a tragedy. Tragedy like in the Titanic. Which we will be watching after you go pay off the criminals that booted your car. Question: Do you think the Cache Valley Booting Company is in direct descendance from the Gadianton robbers?
We should go beat up Lauren right now.
Hey do you have plans tonight? Cause if not you are invited to a slumber party in my room. More like my room is the only place in B30 anyone can slumber.
Sweet profile pic. The photography is amazing... It truly captures the magic of ward ski night
Cheech, I'm sorry about the argument over the cheese. When did we become that couple? And i'm sorry i said you would die if you ate my Chex. They are just really good. The cupboard is always open.
The OC is calling... can you hear it? Season 3 is just around the corner. PS do i look like a psycho in my profile pic? Let me know so i am not humiliated on the world wide web. You know like you did when i almost wore that beanie to the cruise meeting.
So i was walking home from the gym and i had my headphones. I got to 8th and on those steps i saw a guy walking with his three kids, one is his arm and a boy and girl following behind him all dressed up in winter clothes and hats. I thought to myself, oh how cute. Wouldn't it just be great to take your kids out to go play in the snow on a wintery afternoon? Then my song ended and i heard the dad yelling at the two kids to stop playing in the snow and hurry and walk cause the baby was crying and it was cold outside. (All children were under three years old.) Then i was glad i could go home and be all alone and study physics in quiet.
Lillian walks in: "What are you guys doing?"
Michelle points to the fake cameras in the corner of the room, and Lauren explains we are pretending to be on MTV.
Leslie:"Say Hi Lillian!"
Nice tribute to snow hall with your profile picture. Honestly Leslie, when are you going to stop living in the past? Last time i checked it was 2008 and you were 20.
So were you guys at the game on Halloween? Oh, you were? Well did you see the skeletons with the signs that said 'Knock Em Dead?' Yeah that was us.
Watching scrubs alone is like a waste of entertainment. I hate it but alas i think i will go watch scrubs
So i walked out of our apartment today to go running and i heard a banging noise. To my surprise, there was a bird in the hall and it was flying into the window trying to get out. So i freaked out and accidentally swore- i'm sure the relief society pres heard me- and i ran back inside. All of the sudden i came up with a plan, one i saw in the movie enchanted. All i had to do was sing to the bird and it would surely follow me to safety. Luckily my voice is so enchanting i only had to speak to the bird. It looked at me and after some encouragement it followed me down the stairs and out the door. I waved as it flew away. I saw it land in a tree and it sang back a sweet song, thanking me for saving its life.
I tried to sit by Doug when we were watching Young Guns and he moved. It couldn't be for the fact that I only had one eye of makeup done or ratty hair. You are still wife number one.
I think killing yourself is a good idea and I can help you if you need it.
Hey we both have an album called random part two. that is random
Is that a Cuisinart? How is it working for you? Does it make good toast? yes it burns bread quite well...
OC tonight? Now that we got rid of Lauren we won't have to spend our time pretending to be her friend...]
It's been awhile...
So my computer got a freaking virus so it has been in the shop for like eternity. Now it's back. My lightbulb burned out the other day. I called greg over to come fix it and he was unscrewing the light fixture and dropped it and it shattered all over my room. He also came to kill a spider and all he managed to do was get it off the ceiling and chase it into a hole in the wall. But don't worry by the time you guys get back he will be fully trained in doing all my biddings and you guys can borrow him for stuff. He also takes out the garbage.
I had a dinner party on sunday. Mark, Jackie, Kim, Heather (their roommate), and Hailey came over for some of my fine cooking. You guys probably would have made the guest list if you were living here. Three rafting trips are in the works. I love rafting so this makes me happy.
More later. My life consists of work.
I had a dinner party on sunday. Mark, Jackie, Kim, Heather (their roommate), and Hailey came over for some of my fine cooking. You guys probably would have made the guest list if you were living here. Three rafting trips are in the works. I love rafting so this makes me happy.
More later. My life consists of work.
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